Colonel = Jesus

Another ingenius canvas idea of mine. P.S. - Pages 4-23 of chapter 1 in the US History book have much sexual connotation. Erected was used three times, and there are things like "pregnate with destiny", "virgin rivers", "The European appetite for slaves was further whetted when..."

OMG. But here's the great collassal idea.

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You see, I manifested the phrase "crucifried chicken" (I'm the God of Winos in psychology class), and yesterday morning I got thinkin'. Man, that could actually be a very controversial drawing. So I added some more emphasis and came up with this.

A chicken, barren and naked and oblivious to society, has been stapled to a cross, bloodied and disembodied in ways. This is the ultimate focus, aimed more to the left. Then, high above you'll see a mass of clouds where the face of the KFC colonel (with a few obvious features of Jesus) smiles upon the scene. To the very right is a small image of a corner store window, where within is a piece of Crucifried-Chicken rotating in a mini-oven - $0.79 per wing - and a man is standing out front, cupping his chin in contemplation.

Oh, yes.

I am so doing that.

WHORE!

[and, no, you pass the torch.]